Lining up life so all things go well
Declining all strife to remain in the shell
Steering clear of the masses
Shed no tear for their messes
Pursuing just one more way he can bless us
Negating all downs to round up the plusses

To never ‘gain fall yet eternally stand
So’s the plan of all-time happy man.

To gobble delectables from all the earth
To cobble collectibles and assemble a hearth
To bask in its beauty and rest in its shade
To ask nothing of thee to have it all made
To shut doors on all pain, serene shores just remain

To reap what was laid by another’s kind hand
So’s the plan of all-time happy man.

Sacrifice not to disturb not the pleasure
Insure all one’s got to protect the treasure
Forgo the risk to love without pay
Risk not the bliss and forgo that dismay
Giving up no possessions
Thus leaving no impressions

To bind self and things so to never expand
So’s the plan of the all-time happy man. 

Looking at time so finite to savor
Extravagant moments form all that he favors
All the world’s riches worth all of his labors
Mammon be his god, gold and goods be his neighbors
All toil spent to solve the hedonistic caper

The end goal of perpetual mirth as his find
Yet discovers life’s luck cannot satisfy
Clenching tight to storehouses for all his life’s span
So ends the plan of the all-time happy man.